I just broke up with someone and she said to me  
"you will never find anyone like me again
then I said  "If I dont want u  why would I want someone like u?"

AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.. THAT'S RIGHT. BUT,IF THE NURSE IS BEAUTIFUL KEEP THE APPLE AWAY.

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman